...and I'm feeling pretty useless around here.
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I've resorted to taking minutes of the meetings that we have around here and posting them on Facebook so that it seems like I'm doing work.
It seems to be appreciated but at the end of the day, the bosses in sales don't really give a fuck and a half about how you get your sales as long as they are there.
"You have a quota, boy!"
"I know ma'am."
"Remember, in sales, all that matter are results. Give me results!"
"Yes ma'am."
And that's that.
Sale or death.
I got myself a haircut yesterday (now I look like the douchebag I'm supposed to be) because new boss battle wants pictures of us so that he can put up an organizational chart in the office somewhere.
Just so you have an idea as to what's going on, here's kinda what the chart looks like.
Jesus
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Super Big Boss Battle
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Big Boss Battle
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Boss Battle
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Boss
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n00b
-nothing follows-
My name is #0019
I. AM. N00B!
And my new haircut makes me look swanky.
The past week has seen a good number of Malaysians take a look at this little blog.
Apa khabar, pa?
Anda mau membeli kondo?
Apa itu? Tidak mau?
Menangis.
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