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0740hrs. I don't want to go out into the field today. There's nothing out there for me. Nothing. I just want to sleep.
1327hrs. I'm supposed to be in the field today but since I'm afraid of rejection, I'm at home having coffee.
Nowhere to go. Nobody to meet. I wanna be sedated.
Ten points to people that got the reference.
Gather points and win my calling card.
But for the cause, I will go out into the field and find me some clients. I must do this. It is my duty. To the company. To my country (damned income tax). To the two dogs I have to feed.
With some clever math, the price of a condo can look like the price of a condom.
Here's the breakdown.
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Warning: Math ahead.
(All figures in US dollars unless otherwise stated)
70,000 dollars/15 years to pay = 4,667 dollars per year
4,667 dollars/12 months a year = 389 dollars per month
389 dollars/30 days in a month = 13 dollars per day
13 dollars/35 square meters = 40 cents per squar meter per day
(To the guy from Estonia that checked out the blog, I don't know if this is the right thing to say buy congratulations on the whole Eurozone thing earlier this year. Now I don't have to compute for kroon as well.)
Own a condo for as low as 40 cents!
Own a condo for as low as 50 (Singapore) cents!
Own a condo for as low as 28 euro cents!
Own a condo for as low as 18 (Philippine) pesos!
Own a condo for as low as 40 (Australian) cents!
Own a condo for as low as a 25 pence!
By having daily unprotected sex for the next 15 years, you too can own a condo!
A condom a day?
A condo for life.
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